He's not a poet, and he know's it

I've been tagged by HDL to wax poetic.

Turd in a punch bowl
See how we gravitate
Turd in a punch bowl
wonder twin powers activate

Here are the rules for Turd Poetry 101:
1. Write a four line poem with the 1st and 3rd lines being "turd in a punch bowl"
2. Make lines 2 and 4 rhyme, using any topic
3. Tag three other bloggin' bitches, and force them at cyber gunpoint to post a turd topic on THEIR blog.

I hearby TAG the following: Doc Ern, John Boy and klog (a.k.a. Kelli)